Langi Quote of the Month

I was going to try and write this experience in the "Quote of the Week" area, but it's the entire conversation that needs mentioning.


Jobi and Dassa drive to the airport. Jobi begins to get sleepy behind the wheel and has Dassa massage his hand to stay awake. Dassa secretly wishes she had a massage herself.
JOBI: Are you fully focused on massaging my hand?
DASSA: What do you mean?
JOBI: Are you putting all your focus on massaging my hand?
DASSA: [confused] Of course not.
JOBI: What else could you possibly be focusing on besides giving my hand a massage?
DASSA: Oh, come on. Don't tell me you've never split your focus when you give massages.
JOBI: Of course I don't. That's why my massages are so good.
DASSA: Oh are they?
JOBI: Yes.
DASSA: (Letting go of JOBI's hand) Show me.
Jobi takes Dassa's hand and proceeds to massage it. He then realizes what Dassa has just done. Dassa laughs.